Disclaimer: In exchange for a review, I was invited to stay at Chatrium Grand Bangkok.
How is it that, after countless visits to the three shopping centers of Central World, Siam Paragon, and the MBK Center, I never knew that the Chatrium Grand Bangkok existed? It’s not a small property, but to give myself the benefit of the doubt, I’m generally in that area just to food shop.
Location
It’s also a little difficult to explain how to access it. That’s probably why, when going to that hotel, I gave up and took a tuk-tuk from Siam Paragon.

You see, Google Maps, as it often does, chose not to reveal the entire truth. The app told me that it was about a 26-minute walk.
I called shenanigans. Indeed…it turned out to be just a few minutes walk thru the Siam Kempinski (another hotel) roadway to access Chatrium Grand Bangkok.

Just follow the black line I drew for you:

Google Maps sends you to the entrance from the busy Phetchaburi Road, hence the longer walking route.
It’s somewhat far from a handful of my favorite Bangkok eats, but it’s also a stone’s throw from many, many other food options.
Anyway, let’s check out the hotel.
Second thing you should know, there are two towers.
Again, I had no idea which one was the main entrance, so I happen to have checked-in at Tower #2. Whoops. Tower #2 has the gym, spa (and meeting rooms), but most of the fun stuff is at Tower #1, i.e. the main tower. More on the facilities later.
Depending on whether or not your room includes Club Lounge access, you will receive up to two info sheets at check-in. Given that my room type was Club King, I therefore had Club Lounge access.

Room
There are a number of room types at the Chatrium Grand Bangkok, spread across its two towers. There are many long-stay guests, particularly from the Middle East; I specify the Middle East because there’s an in-house chef from that region who specializes in dishes from that part of the world. That food rarely disappoints, so that’s a big plus in my book.
Right, back to the room.
For that time of year (early April), good a/c was indispensable. Fortunately, it was working on all cylinders.
The bed was nice, the shower’s water pressure good, and the robe very cozy. Oh, and the minibar contents are all included…can’t complain about gratis coconut water!
Negatives were the inconvenient shape of the desk for working, and the dubious quality of water in the complimentary water carafes. But the worst offender by far is “technology.”
Look at this thing–

I unplugged it as there was no obvious off button, so unless you brought a homemade Faraday cage, have fun with your calls being (more transparently) recorded.



For foodies, pralines with locally sourced ingredients are a Chatrium Grand Bangkok mainstay.

Club Lounge
For club room guests, Club Lounge entry is complimentary. However, any guest can pay to enter, depending on availability.
I was able to visit it at the tail end of afternoon tea, cocktails, and breakfast (in that order). Breakfast was pretty good, but I’m indifferent to the other two aspects.
And before you ask, young children aren’t allowed in after 19:30…or at least that’s what I was told.
Hotel facilities
As mentioned upthread, the spa and gym are in Tower #2. The towers are accessible both from inside (just a couple of quick elevator trips), or simply hop across the covered outdoor entryway.

I don’t care about spas or saunas or onsen, for that matter, but THANN Spa Chatrium did look like a nice place to spend an hour or two.
I was surprised to see such a sizable gym, but didn’t have any time to use it.
As for the pool, it’s on the 7th floor of Tower #1. Right by the pool entrance, there’s a place to grab drinks, and even snag oven-fired pizza.

Dining
There are a few places to eat on-site at the Chatrium Grand Bangkok. There’s Flow by the pool, the Club Lounge, and Etcha, the 1-Michelin star avant-garde restaurant helmed by Chef Giacomo Primante.
Finally, on the ground floor of Tower #1, there’s Savio, which offers buffet and à la carte options for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I ate there a lot, because it was quite good overall.


Not to mention, every day of the week there’s a new theme buffet section; while I was there, Mexico and Lebanon seemed to be the stars, as well as Spain (standby for more on this one).
Whereas I forgot to take a video of Savio’s dinner choices, I did remember to take ones of breakfast and lunch.
Breakfast
Lunch
As my stay occurred during April, there was one special dish in honor of Songkran, i.e. the upcoming Thai New Year. The dish is called “khao chae,” and translates in Thai as soaked rice. It originated from the Mon people (of present-day Myanmar) as a meal for festive occasions. Makes sense that it became popularized during Songkran, when people are out getting soaked with water guns (don’t fret too much; under that Bangkok sun it dries pretty quickly). Anyway, khao chae includes a variety of raw produce, and some prepared snacks such as shrimp paste spheres and fried salted egg yolk, served alongside rice in a bowl of jasmine-scented water.

For dinner on the last night, there was a Savio collaboration with a local Spanish chef, Roberto González Alonso, of Albricias restaurant. In fact, Albricias happens to be the marquee restaurant at the other local Chatrium property, Chatrium Sathon Bangkok.
To sum up that dinner, there’s not enough Spanish gastronomy around the world.
Oh yeah, since this section is about food, and it’s in Thailand, I probably shouldn’t forget to throw in one of these photos.

Tally ’em up
Reflecting on my stay at Chatrium Grand Bangkok, it was one of the better ones I’ve experienced lately. The staff were mostly pleasant, the food a hit, and the room relaxing. Sure, the pool had some rowdy guests, my room had some AI device slop, and the water didn’t taste good, but given the location and eats, I’d definitely consider another stay here.











































































































































































